What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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