What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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