Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
you made out with another girl for some wings
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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