she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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