Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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