i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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