hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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