just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Sorry about my life...
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Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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