So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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