I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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