Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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