Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Damn victory sex feels great
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
