the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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