with your own penis?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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