My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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