Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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