hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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