wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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