Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Still dying that you shit outside
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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