They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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