scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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