I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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