I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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