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garbage dick
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you win
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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