I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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