dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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