she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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