Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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