Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
