i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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