Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
That accounts for only three of the penises
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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