summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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