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yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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