Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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