theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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