I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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