Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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