my sisters under your porch take her home
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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