maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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