Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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