just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He told me they were just razor bumps!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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