I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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