I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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