Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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