it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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