Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Say something about gay babies.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
