Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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