If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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