idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
it's like iHOP with fire
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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