Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just pee around me
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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