I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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