Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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