We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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